- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

You have friends

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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