- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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