- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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