- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A women left the kitchen.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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