- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

. . I am a whale

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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