A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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