What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

kill yourself

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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