- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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