- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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