- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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