A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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