- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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