- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Will nearis is here! Get it

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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