A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

sure!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

The chicken crossed the road.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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