No!

j

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

so how about that irline food

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Justin

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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