Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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womens rights

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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ur gey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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