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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What do you call your mom? Mom

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel