How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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hard cheese

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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V I T A M I N C !

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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SBB

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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