- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Justin beiber..

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

whats polish and black a polish black person

Dakota Fanning

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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