Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What the hell are you doing?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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