A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Stealth baseballs record

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Tilt your screen back

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What is the difference?

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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