What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Joke

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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