if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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