Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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fduck

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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scientology.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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