- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

womens rights.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

where do some birds live in? Earth

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

The Moon Landing.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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