- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

I have an erection My mom!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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