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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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