Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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9/11

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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My love life

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were at work systems r down

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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