- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The game.

Steve Jobs is alive.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??