So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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