A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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