- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Penis.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A woman wears a dress.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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