A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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