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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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