Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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