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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Men

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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