- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

White NBA players.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's red and a cow? Red cow

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Sex

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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