- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.