Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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