- Anti Joke

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.