Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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