- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Barack Obama

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

A women in the kitchen.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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