- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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