- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

the redsox

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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