Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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