Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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