Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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