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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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