Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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