- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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