- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A paralysed man falls over.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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