- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

K

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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