If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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