Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Bitch

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what did the farmer do? plant

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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