What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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A seal walks into a club.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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so...um, yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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