- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Gus's mom

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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