what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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i like men but im not gay

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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