A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

A terrorist robs a walrus.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

I think everybody should have a penis.

BOTTOM!!!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What? Huh?

you see theres this guy.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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