Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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