- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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