Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Women's rights.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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