- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Adam Chebali has no life

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

._____________________. Whale!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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