- Anti Joke

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A woman wears a dress.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.