How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Wigan.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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