In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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