Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

my wife out of the kitchen

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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