Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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