- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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