what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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