Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Women's rights...

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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