- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Justin

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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