That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Peas

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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