What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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LOL

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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woman's rights

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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