- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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