- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Poop.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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