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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

France had one revolution

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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