- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what do you call a black chef glendon

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Albino African Americans

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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