What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Female Orgasms

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Everybody will die

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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