- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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