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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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