What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

feminine literature

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Your Mother

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Barack Obama

Women

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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