There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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