- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

A young baby died.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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