- Anti Joke

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order