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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

I'm gay.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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