- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

shut up kobe!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Neither have I

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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