how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did Delaware? A coat.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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