- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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