- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

i died. new product by steve jobs

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

If youre African, why are you white?

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

A possesed goat: "moo"

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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