Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

gingers

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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