- Anti Joke

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.