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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

So a man walks into a bar, right?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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