Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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I'm hungry.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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