- Anti Joke

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

17 Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid