- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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