- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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